One Toronto Blue Jays writer recently predicted the Blue Jays would acquire Miami Marlins starting pitcher Andrew Nardi in a shocking trade.

One of the greatest sports tweets/X posts of all time might be: “Here comes the oldest player in the league. He’s 32. A miracle.” As someone in their early 40s, it’s horrifying that an athlete in their mid-to-late 30s is considered “washed up” when I am prehistoric by comparison.