There are probably few things that Scottie Scheffler cares less about than how many people are watching him as he demonstrates his quiet mastery of golf, and yet our relative lack of enthusiasm for the game’s greatest active practitioner is a bit mystifying.

He's Scottie Scheffler's caddie, and they're having quite the season together. With the way Scheffler is going, it feels like Scott could advise him of anything and somehow Scheffler would put the ball a few feet from the hole.