You've probably seen them in your Facebook news feed, but if not, they look like this: But — haha heh — what's so wrong with making a flowchart out of a good song? It's just good Internet fun.

Maybe you're at home with your best friends or perhaps you're in charge of the music at a house party or bar. Either way, you need the perfect song to kick dirt in the face of 2017 as you race off ...