Just when we thought the Coldplay Jumbotron controversy had run its course, Gwyneth Paltrow has entered the chat. The Academy Award-winning actress and Goop founder appeared in a new – and very funny – ad for Astronomer,

In her essay about the recent exposure of an affair on a Coldplay concert’s kiss cam, Ms. Schulman exhibits a common and troubling misunderstanding of the distinction between shame and humiliation.

The ad, posted on Astronomer's social media accounts, features Paltrow seated at a desk delivering a calm, corporate-style message: "I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak on behalf of th...