National Wine Drink Day is the time to speak your mind, because "In vino, veritas." Getty Images 1. “I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.” – Rose ...

A survey of funny-sounding names for wine, with a few suggestions for new ones. ... I’ve tried only a few of the funny-sounding numbers below, most if not all under $25 a bottle, ...