As a newbie, I was assigned to man the DS 200 machine and ensure that each voter placed their ballot in the scanner and received an “I Voted” sticker. Hard to screw up.

Here are seven (7) reasons why: 1. We have never had a duck sit on the Supreme Court. I am sure that our nation has a history of insensitivity toward “duck rights.” 2. Daffy is a black duck ...