Your 70th birthday brings wisdom, if only you could remember all the stuff you learned. Congrats on turning 490 in dog years. Only 30 more years until you're an antique. Happy 70th!

Your 70th birthday brings wisdom, if only you could remember all the stuff you learned. Celebrate 70 — it's a once-in-a-lifetime milestone. Congratulations on 70 years of bringing joy to the world.