pre-Pizza Bandit. Pizza Bandit’s setup is pretty simple. You’re Malik, a former bounty hunter with dreams of being a chef who is pulled back into the bounty game when he’s scammed out of his ...

But my expectations were quickly defied. Within 10 seconds, some hectic baddies smash into the restaurant, our chef hero whips out a futuristic-looking rifle, and red stuff flies—but not the pizza ...