Not go karting? Blasphemy! Surely there must be some way to keep your skills honed through the winter. Something like a 125-cc two-stroke shifter kart decked out for snow use with tracks from Temu.

Dry and without driver, the 125 shifter cart weighs a mere 182 pounds—about half the weight of the dirt bike that the engine came from. For the truly suicidal, there are 250cc shifters.