When I say I don’t know Lil Pump, what I mean is this: look back at that video, archived on YouTube, of the green Xanax cake. This is what Lil Pump does on the internet.

Lil Pump turned legal age on Tuesday, in Miami, in, um, style. The “Gucci Gang” rapper posed with a massive birthday cake made by local baker Divine Delicacies. On the singer’s Instagram are ...