The Christmas card is perhaps the best place to use the funny Christmas sayings you come up with or find. However, you can also use them online, as your Facebook status update, Twitter update, or ...

100 Funny Christmas Quotes. 1. “I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, ‘So does the guy I stole it from.’” ...

Funny Christmas quotes "A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell." — George Bernard Shaw "We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family, ...

Funny Christmas sayings. Oh, deer! What the elf? Walkin’ in my winter underwear. Fa, la, la, la; It’s the most wonderful time for a beer. Let’s get into the holiday spirits.

Christmas Quotes 2020: 20 Inspirational, Funny And Religious Sayings To Share. By Suman Varandani Published 12/25/20 AT 7:50 AM EST.