Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. Christ, is that blue soup? Mother, I do not need a blind date.

On a daily basis we still channel our inner Bridgets and pay homage to her very most hilarious quotes... Credit: Bridget Jones/Miramax Ben and Jerry are ALWAYS there when we need them. Apart from ...